Wow! Students, you can build character with this ONE EASY TRICK...

"We're couch potatoes."

"Millennials deserve less."

"I'll never eat a vegetable again."

Have any of these thoughts gone through your head lately?? They likely have, and even if they haven't, they have now. Luckily, I've got an easy solution for you—right here, right now! Everything I'm about to tell you is backed up by hoards of research, and fifty scientists! All fifty of them!

I scoured the globe looking for bright, young college students just like you who figured it out! And I found them! The BYU London Centre Students just felt cooped up all week! They never used their legs! And so they left! They left to Northern England! And yes, they walked! A lot!

People these days just aren't healthy. Well, they are! And they're happy, too! You know how I made them happy? I made them want to BE happy by walking through nature! How'd I make them want to walk through nature? I cooped them up on a bus with a crazy driver! Haha!

Where are some places I sent them? Good question! One death march hike I sent them on was to the top of the nearest mountain! What mountain was it? I don't know! But there was definitely a dead sheep mauled by a wolf on it, so it was dangerous! And cold! And exciting! The students definitely came down so happy! I mean, I didn't go with them, so I didn't see them, but of course they came down happy!

Where else? A tower on a hill! A tower! A hill! I sent them everywhere. It didn't matter where I sent them, though, as long as they were in nature. They could've taken the bus to their hostel—oh, they could've. But I! I didn't let them! They needed to walk! To build character! And they definitely did. No character was left unbuilt.

Here are some reviews from the students:

"I literally can't feel my legs. Does someone have an animal I could kill for a burnt offering? I want the feeling back. Please."

"No sé cómo explicar cuánto dolor de cabeza tengo ahora. Necesito aspirina."

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(the student was in a coma)

So come on up to Northern England! Go hiking up mountains, get car sick, find a fight with an Asian tour bus, and take a picture of a bird! A really big bird! Not sure what species, but it's cool! The WiFi isn't all that good, but that's another plus! Get into nature! Maybe you'll finally get a life, eh?

Oh, you want visual evidence? Fine! I followed Sam Hancock around and took pictures of him.



Sam Hancock's very happy face after having experienced one of my hikes.



It made him build so much character, he started engaging in traditional Chinese Tai Chi.



He also impulse-purchased a stuffed animal. Definitely not in his normal mind.



He actively introspected whilst simultaneously looking down on his colleagues.



Oh, and his state of nature started to take over. He chased a sheep.



He made friends with a bird, which honked a lot to show its appreciation.



Here's a river he climbed into—so obsessed with nature!



A pretty river you could see too, if you come to Northern England!



It was here that Hancock denounced society and started a life amongst the birds.



And he's all the happier for it, pictured here on a mountain I made him climb. You could be happy, too!