Local Study Abroad Student Stands at Play; Freaking Dies
Some local stupid, dumb, idiot student thought that going to an outdoor play in like three degree celsius weather would be a good freaking idea. Who was that absolutely dense individual? His name is—or was, since now he's freaking dead—Sam Hancock. Sam was a sophomore at Brigham Young University's London Centre, here for half vacationing, half to get seven easy credits. Looks like those easy credits didn't work out so well, eh, Sam?
A picture of Hancock prior to his passing. Photo courtesy @samuellish on Instagram.
Hancock could be heard expressing his discomfort often before he ended up keeling over and kicking the bucket. "Oh flip, I'm cold […]. Somebody get me off of my phone and give me a blanket," Hancock remarked. Some [other attendees] said that they'd kick him out, if he didn't add to the atmosphere of being in the Shakespearian era. "I mean, people probably looked like that if they had the Black Plague, I guess, so annoying as it is, I'll bear it," stated a passerby snapping pictures.
The Theatre in which Hancock passed -- Shakespeare's Globe
"I know I'm normally totally chill […], but, it's like, negative eighty out here. Someone please help me leave," he said. He passed away shortly thereafter.
Dead Hancock.
Unfortunate, but then again, so was the Black Plague. The rest of the class appeared to be chilled, but fine. Taylor Soper was spotted flapping his arm sleeves around, with his arms clutched tight to his pectorals inside his jacket. "AOahaha!" Taylor said. "Cold!"
The group of BYU London students. Hancock's corpse stands supported by Soper in the back right.
Regardless, the crew hitched up Sam's body to take pictures with, because they at least knew he was photogenic. Even in death. "Yeah, we couldn't get a picture without him. Plus, it's funny. Look at his mouth, it's like gaping open all weird," one stated, while remarking that they were also cold. England is known for its blustery springtime, however, the fact that Hancock died from it is just pathetic.
Some pictures of the scene:
The outside of the Globe Theatre.
A scene from Twelfth Night.
Another scene from Twelfth Night.
What Hancock saw in his head.
London was cold.
A picture of Hancock prior to his passing. Photo courtesy @samuellish on Instagram.
Hancock could be heard expressing his discomfort often before he ended up keeling over and kicking the bucket. "Oh flip, I'm cold […]. Somebody get me off of my phone and give me a blanket," Hancock remarked. Some [other attendees] said that they'd kick him out, if he didn't add to the atmosphere of being in the Shakespearian era. "I mean, people probably looked like that if they had the Black Plague, I guess, so annoying as it is, I'll bear it," stated a passerby snapping pictures.
The Theatre in which Hancock passed -- Shakespeare's Globe
"I know I'm normally totally chill […], but, it's like, negative eighty out here. Someone please help me leave," he said. He passed away shortly thereafter.
Dead Hancock.
Unfortunate, but then again, so was the Black Plague. The rest of the class appeared to be chilled, but fine. Taylor Soper was spotted flapping his arm sleeves around, with his arms clutched tight to his pectorals inside his jacket. "AOahaha!" Taylor said. "Cold!"
The group of BYU London students. Hancock's corpse stands supported by Soper in the back right.
Regardless, the crew hitched up Sam's body to take pictures with, because they at least knew he was photogenic. Even in death. "Yeah, we couldn't get a picture without him. Plus, it's funny. Look at his mouth, it's like gaping open all weird," one stated, while remarking that they were also cold. England is known for its blustery springtime, however, the fact that Hancock died from it is just pathetic.
Some pictures of the scene:
The outside of the Globe Theatre.
A scene from Twelfth Night.
Another scene from Twelfth Night.
What Hancock saw in his head.
London was cold.
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